John, Our Coding Wizard

John is the master of languages, with a repertoire as diverse as his beard collection.

• Perl: The Language of the Ancients
• Python: The Snake that Binds
• Java: The Burned Offering

Some of John's notable coding achievements include:

• Winning the local "Most Code Written with One Hand" competition three years running
• Setting a new Guinness World Record for longest debugging session (42 hours)
• Creating an AI that could beat him at chess, only to realize it had been secretly planning to take over the world

John's coding skills are only rivalled by his extensive collection of antique doorstops. Visit his antique doorstops page for more information.

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